Peak health bodies across the world have today encouraged doctors to prescribe Ivermectin for any patients refusing the Covid vaccines, stating that while the drug still does nothing to prevent the coronavirus, at least it will stop these idiots from reproducing.

While it is normally against medical codes to encourage any untested medicine with severe side effects like sterility, researchers reported that in this case the benefits clearly outweigh the costs. “Yea look, it’s just like these people always say, we should leave this stuff up to nature,” explained one doctor. “And if natural selection decides that the gene pool is better off without people who will self-prescribe themselves horse medicine, then who am I to play God?”

Asked whether they would keep taking the horse dewormer, Ivermectin advocates said that they still would take it on principle. “The important thing is I’m not using my body as an experiment for an untested vaccine with unknown side effects where all the profits go to Big Pharma,” explained one anti-vaxxer on Facebook. “Instead I’ll keep taking an untested medicine with known side effects where the profits all go to a slightly different big pharma company. Checkmate science.”