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Comrade Biden seen driving a tank to Wall Street

Marxist revolutionary and moderate Democrat Che Biden has today been spotted leading a motorcade of armed vehicles to Wall Street, in what is the latest escalation in the revolutionary war being waged by his socialist collective on America’s capitalist oppressors. Throwing molotov cocktails through the windows of banks and finance firms as he progressed down the street, Biden was heard calling out to passers-by on the street to rise up and seize the means of production, via the purchase of goods and services from the nearest retailer.

“We will be bringing about the revolution today and now, though the slow and incremental march of bureaucratic box checking,” Biden was heard to tell followers to rapturous cheers of applause. “Our Marxist utopia arrives today, just as soon as I’m done meeting with my billionaire donors.”



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