Melbourne-based Cash Converters owner Dylan Thompson has voiced his admiration for local man, Marcus Bowers, and his impressive collection of electrical goods he sells to Thompson on a weekly basis.
Thompson recently confided in his wife that perhaps he is in the wrong career path after Bowers – a seemingly unemployed ‘exporter importer’ – sold him his fifth flat screen of the week.
“He must live in a mansion. Imagine needing five televisions for your house. You can tell he’s a family man too, always upgrading his kids games, coming in to trade old Xbox’s and portable Nintendo’s”
According to Bowers “There’s plenty more where that came from mate.”
Thompson noted, “Even though Bowers must be incredibly wealthy he always wears the same set of clothes, it must be a Steve Jobs sort of thing, absolute genius.”
While Thompson is going through marital troubles he has confirmed that “the ladies love Bowers, and he doesn’t have a care in the world. Every week he seems to be cashing in a wedding ring from his previous romantic escapade. He must have had 20 marriages since I met him!”
Apart from frequently offloading his old goods, Bowers has improved the business in another way. He advised Thompson to stop advertising during the morning chat shows, a time, which Thompson thought would suit mature homeowners. Instead he is now advertising at the cheaper time slot of 4:30am in the morning and has seen an incredible growth in his business, predominately from Bowers’ business associates wishing to offload numerous Xbox 360’s and flat screen televisions.
“Maybe early morning brainstorming is the trick to becoming the type of multi-millionaire that gets to hang out at the local park all day in your tracksuit. Man, what a life!”
Bowers’ hasn’t visited the store in several weeks although Thompson is confident he will return, “Probably just sorting out some sort of top end of town business deal!” while other locals report that Bowers is due to face court in a few days regarding allegations of breaking into cars that were parked on a busy main road.
Thompson adamantly believes “Bowers just had a bit too much to drink and thought it was his own, he probably has, like, twenty cars.”