Now you can not afford to buy a house by less than ever before!

"That should do it"

Property developers all around Sydney are feeling the pinch after new reforms were brought in to clean up the industry.

"I know it started with an A... or an F"

The police force announced today that it had decided to give up trying to work out who committed all the unsolved murders and robberies, and instead rely on investigations by the hosts of true crime podcasts to solve crime

PARENTS groups are up in arms after an unprecedented increase in stagecoach robbery and hog-tying since the release of Red

Efforts to boost productivity and lower absenteeism only result in feigned enthusiasm and a sexual harassment law suit resulting from a 'trust fall' exercise gone wrong

Experts say that while full meaning of the faded, slightly misshapen knot has been lost to time, it’s believed to be related to the ritual consumption of marijuana, a practice then known as “toking billies”

"Worth it."

"Take that Sydney"