"The express line to Melbourne is reportedly inundated with Sydney passengers."

"We're taking the more subtle route."

"Investors reportedly only want two or three of the companies tops."

“It was like we were back at Aunty Helen’s place, except everybody had vacuum cleaners for arms, and I was

Competitors will be marked on their ability to not wake the judges

Housing crisis solved

"It's the classic NBN experience"

"Serves 4, or 1 if being realistic."

"Bomb abba teet!"

"Come up with your own human rights violations"