Crowdfunding Peter Dutton Toilet Paper

If there’s one thing Australians love during a disaster, it’s unnecessary purchases of toilet paper, and for once that’s a good thing.

We’re looking to gather 500 orders to create a run of custom printed toilet paper with everybody’s favourite minister on it, with all profits after manufacture and shipping going to help flood victims.

The toilet paper will come in two-packs, printed in black and white on whatever paper works out to be most value for money.

This is also the first time we’re testing out this crowdfunding thing, so there’s a reasonable chance the whole thing will crash and burn before we even get to charge your card. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when Scomo runs off to Hawaii at the first sign of smoke.

Please note: As this is a crowdfund, the product will not be sent to production until the goal is met. Time from order to shipment can take upward of two months with current shipping delays, so please don’t order this if you’re sitting on the toilet right now urgently needing a roll.

Also keep in mind that while we will be donating the profits, The Chaser is not a registered charity, so purchases will not be tax deductible.