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PM urges voters to be ‘realistic’ with demands, “increasing tax on our party donors isn’t feasible”
“It’s always a sad day when I have to remind people of gas lobby talking points”
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Albanese tells child to hand over wheelchair so it can be melted down for weapons parts
“Wheelchairs were never intended to be a permanent need.”
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National Address: Albanese announces Harold Holt’s return to Prime Minister position
“That’s right we found him and he’s ready to get back to work.”
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Albanese to add booing him to controversial hate speech laws
The PM said he will also be banning the use of ‘hateful slurs’ including ‘spineless prick’ and ‘class traitor’.
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Burke clarifies proposal to ban people from Middle East coming to Australia wont apply if they’re good at sport
“We will only use this power to block people from places like Iran legally coming here in specific situations, like any that we can’t use as a photo-op.”
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Littleproud resigns after realising he would have to have meetings with Angus Taylor
“Bugger that”
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PM offers Trump unconditional support for any plans to declare war on Australia
“We pre-emptively back any potential pre-emptive self defence operations the US feels is necessary.”
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Shocking: Liberal Party election review finds horribly unpopular leader with horribly unpopular policies wasn’t popular
The report was leaked after initially being withheld from publication when Dutton suggested it could result in a defamation suit, in a move that probably could have been added to the report.
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Spineless man frustrated that woman dares to have one
“She just doesn’t have the spinlessness needed for politics” said Albanese