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Adelaide Airport installs literal hoops to jump through in order to use wheelchair pickup
“The flames make it easier to spot the hoops disabled people need to jump through”
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7News reports that Ben Roberts-Smith has been arrested on multiple counts of being too much of a handsome legend
“Oh so it’s a crime now to be a cool man with abs?”
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“I’ll just send a national address, it’ll be quicker” local woman doesn’t bother with voice note
The best way to talk about your situationship
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QLD Police patrol Karaoke bars to crack down on illegal John Farnham songs
There was panic at 2am before police realised it was just people drunkenly singing You’re The Voice
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Strike leaves ABC without content, leaving Sky News without content
“The power of a union.”
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ABC bosses demand staff work full day of unpaid overtime tomorrow for ‘balance’
“We trust they can pull this off, they have plenty of experience with unpaid overtime”
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Striking teachers tell Victorian Government, “it’s your own time you’re wasting”
“I am happy to stand here and wait until you do the right thing.”
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History teacher in crisis after realising that learning history clearly does fuck all to stop us repeating it
“My entire life is a life” she said after scrolling the news.
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RBA tells working class people to stop wasting money on ‘luxuries’ like food, shelter and transport
“We all need to make sacrifices”
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Albanese offers Sandilands support, “Sorry to hear that Jackie O is being difficult”
Following backlash, Albanese claims he meant that she had a ‘difficult life’ having worked with Kyle