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Are you sick of that crotchety old billionaire Rupert Murdoch siphoning off your hard earned cash each week? Are you sick of supporting a newspaper which gives airtime to climate deniers as the country burns down around you? Are you tired of reading newspapers so biased, they make the Chaser seem like serious journalists by comparison? Want to just cancel your subscription to the Daily Telegraph that keeps clogging up your mailbox, but can’t be arsed waiting on the phone for three hours?

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