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Woolworths CEO regretting retirement as he now can’t afford weekly grocery shop
"Why are the prices at Woolies so high? How can anyone be expected to afford this?"
Woolies CEO Brad Banducci asks if embarrassing retirement announcement can be taken off the record
BREAKING: Woolworths CEO Brad Banducci storms out of job
Dutton slams Albanese for planning to increase the boats
“Our policies make much more sense when you’re drunk,” explains Nationals MP
Eras Tour: Taylor Swift shocks fans with surprise guest Harold Holt
Review of ABC’s Nemesis: They’re all a bunch of Cunts.
Albanese threatens to stop adding thank you notes in weapons shipments to Israel
Linda Reynolds announces resignation, to spend more time on defamation suits
Taylor Swift’s boyfriend’s team wins Super Bowl
Calls for Barnaby Joyce to be put on cashless welfare card
Drunk Barnaby Joyce calls for ‘right to disconnect’ from Canberra sidewalk
Former Deputy PM Barnaby Joyce denies being too drunk while lying on a Braddon sidewalk, “that is the most sober I have ever been while in Canberra”
Rich people who claim to be ‘representing the real working class’ weirdly mad at idea of letting working class people relax after work
Prince Andrew devastated he’s no longer the official ‘Royal Cancer’
Royal family condemns Meghan Markle’s failure to stop Prince Andrew visiting Epstein’s island
PM Anthony Albanese changes stance on carpet bombing Gaza after getting punched in the face by 90s Albo
Albanese calls for an immediate end to the Mesopotamian War of 2700 BC
War Criminal downgraded to just ‘diplomat’ in media reports following his death
Israel accused of antisemitism after their government calls for a temporary ceasefire