Archive for 2011

Man spends entire camping trip trying to get phone reception
Occasional outdoorsman Don Feist has spent an entire “get away from it all” weekend trip trying to regain contact with
SBS completes testing of pattern
It was a staple of late night TV for decades, but this week the Special Broadcasting Service announced that its
Man being arrested
Criminal regrets “assisting police with their enquiries”
The criminal admits his undoing was his honesty
God’s plan is for man’s life to suck
Regular churchgoer Miles Carruthers, of Pennant Hills, has always believed that God cares about him, and has a special Plan
Shock as plucky team of misfits thrashed in grand final
A combination of luck, team spirit, and a never-say die attitude proved little match to their highly trained opposition.
Celtic tattoo a link to ancient culture of 1992
Mick Orton is proud of his heritage, and isn’t afraid to show it. The former laborer sports a prominent Celtic
Woman swallows medicine ball: just gets sicker
A Melbourne woman has questioned the medicinal qualities of 5kg leather balls after demonstrating that, when ingested, they do not
Marauding Mongols slowed by complex visa requirements
The marauding armies of Genghis Khan have encountered their first strong opposition, being stopped at the border by the customs
Rescuers still searching for man lost in IKEA
Police Rescue, the State Emergency Service and the Westpac rescue helicopter have responded to calls to help search for an
Suicidal whale constantly frustrated by hippies
“The ocean is a very big place on your own."