Mike Pence horrified to discover unisex toilet in own house
"This guest room en-suite is an affront to God"
Tim Gurner lectures homeless man over use of extravagant coffee cup
"If only he'd see that coffee cup is holding him back from owning ten properties like me."
Millenial who doesn’t drink coffee wondering where their house is
"I gave up avocado and somehow am still homeless"
Cashless welfare card announced: drug dealers to begin accepting Paypass
"It's saved us money and time!"
Millenial buys Sydney apartment by giving up $4 coffees for just 547 years
All it took was a little bit of saving and $50,000 from my grandfather
Trump reveals new head of the FBI
"Out of all four family members we interviewed, she was clearly the most qualified for the job."
Budget Deficit Solved – Liberal Party Negatively Gears Parliament House
"Until those idiots in Canberra fix this loophole, we'd be stupid not to exploit it."
Queen quietly deletes Tinder account after learning Prince Phillip not dead
"Oh bother"
Trump marks 100 days in office with 100th golfing vacation
"I've earned it"
Astronomers discover fifteen year old girl is centre of universe
Astronomers at the Livermore Observatory have confirmed the longstanding hypothesis that Coogee teenager Emily Gillespie is the centre of the observable universe