Trump reveals new head of the FBI
"Out of all four family members we interviewed, she was clearly the most qualified for the job."
Budget Deficit Solved – Liberal Party Negatively Gears Parliament House
"Until those idiots in Canberra fix this loophole, we'd be stupid not to exploit it."
Queen quietly deletes Tinder account after learning Prince Phillip not dead
"Oh bother"
Trump marks 100 days in office with 100th golfing vacation
"I've earned it"
Astronomers discover fifteen year old girl is centre of universe
Astronomers at the Livermore Observatory have confirmed the longstanding hypothesis that Coogee teenager Emily Gillespie is the centre of the observable universe
New citizenship test to focus entirely on the value of negative gearing
Immigrants will also be required to speak the language of Sydney property prices before they can become full citizens
457 crackdown: employers forced to fill out slightly different application form
The changes -- which come in today -- mean that employers will be forced to redo any paperwork they were in the process of completing.
Christians honor Jesus’ sacrifice with day of gluttony
"It's what he would have wanted."
Second coming ends prematurely as Jesus killed in American airstrike
Jesus's father, God, and close relative, the Holy Spirit, have both expressed grief at the death
Office worker swaps 2 hour work commute for relaxing 10 hour holiday commute
"I'm getting the most of the four day weekend by spending two of those days in traffic."