General News

Man unwinds from long day staring at screen with a few hours of slightly different screen
"Sometimes I like to mix it up by looking at an even smaller screen while watching something on the bigger screen."
Anti-corporate hippy completes image with $70,000 Kombi campervan
"It'll go perfectly with my new $500 ripped jeans."
Barnaby Joyce to join Fred Nile at Mardi Gras praying for sanctity of marriage
"Marriage is a sacred institution between a woman, a man, and his hot staffers."
Grandma wishes grandson a “Very happy sent from my iPhone”
"Hi.... timmy! Lots Of.. Love,, Gransent from my iPhone"
Landlord hopes young tenants won’t decrease value of massively overinflated shitbox
"If the value drops below 10x inflation, I'm gonna be royally pissed."
Local Idiot Puts Phone and Wallet in Same Pocket
"It's okay, I didn't need to sit down today anyway."
“I’m not afraid of shooters” tweets Trump from bullet proof car
"I never run from a fight," said the man who famously dodged the draft five times
Republican party implodes after abortion performed with gun
"Banning abortion stomps on every American's right to shoot a pregnant woman in the stomach."
Password tried again with number, capital
"Hrm, was it password, Password, password1 or Password1?"
Local man rushed to hospital after remembering calling teacher mum in grade 3
"He's having a cringe attack!"