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Amazon finally arrives in Australia after being lost in post for months
"We probably shouldn't have partnered with Australia post"
BREAKING: Dastyari releases full statement “對不起”
Following his sacking as Deputy Whip for the Labor Party, here is the full transcript that Senator Sam Dastyari released moments
Royal wedding hysteria reassures conservatives Australia not as progressive as feared
"Ah a reductive icon of our colonial past marrying, everything is normal again."
Experts Fear New North Korean Nuclear Missile May Not Reach White House
"World prays for slightly longer range missiles"
WOW! Government shocked as postal vote provides 2012 opinion poll results
"We literally had no way of knowing this would be the outcome"
First Same Sex Proposal Officially Celebrated As Woman Proposes to Cow
"The wedding is set to be held on a very very slippery slope"
Malcom Turnbull celebrates yes vote – reveals plan to marry sound of own voice
"It's high time I made my love for my own voice official."
ISIS claims responsibility for all bad driving done by dickheads
"Every time someone side swipes your mirrors, that's ISIS"
Gay friend promises not to tell anyone you left it this late to post your same sex marriage form
Recent polls have shown that 40% of people under 30 haven't yet returned their survey forms, and that 100% of those are just lazy dipshits like you
Turnbull wishing he was a citizen of another country right now
The Prime Minister was seen filling out an application for New Zealand citizenship just minutes ago