The Chaser

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Applicant inspired by rejection letter
"Second comes right after first."
CEO given massive bonus for not sending company bankrupt
Blair’s bonus is valued at $1.4 million, or 25 per cent of his base pay. On top of this amount, Blair can also expect a 5 per cent Bonus Delivery Bonus
Owners of Big Banana disappointed it hasn’t been named as a terror target
"What's the Taj Mahal got that we don't?"
Guy at school reunion remembers way too much
"Lee was pretty quiet at school," said reunion organiser Anna Aprile. "Which made it kinda creepy that he could describe all the different outfits I wore."
Murdoch launches bid for under-9s netball team
"He's always been known to attack his goals... this is just the first time it's been an actual Goal Attack."
Parents take up hallucinogens after discussing drugs with son
"Turns out he had a lot of good points that we hadn't considered."
Precocious 2nd grader writes memoir of holidays
"Those days come back to me as one," the young dilettante wrote. "One endless day, suffused with laughter and golden light."
Corporate sellout salves conscience with masters degree
Jake Sampson has successfully convinced himself that his shallow, materialistic life as a merchant banker is worthwhile. The key? A masters in international human rights law
Santa’s workshop outsourced to Third World elves
Saint Nick blames downsizing economy
Belief system debunked by T-shirt
"This is Christianity's greatest existential crisis since Mel Gibson."