Cam Smith

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Former star of Skippy comes clean about carrot addiction that ruined his career
"I was eating twelve carrots a day at one point"
Victoria to offer free TAFE courses to 300 remaining Melbournians who aren’t qualified baristas
"Hopefully this will address the growing unemployment in fields unrelated to artisanal macaroons."
British backpacker ready for 7 day hike after half filling bottle of water
"That oughta do it"
Macron clarifies comment on Turnbull’s wife – “I just meant I’d sleep with her”
"This is English compliment, no?"
Facebook admits CEO Mark Zuckerberg personally views and rates every single one of your nudes out of 10
"Yours are all sevens."
Hip priest desperately trying to shoehorn ball tampering reference into Easter sermon
"This is a lot like... the time Judas... tampered with Jesus' balls... no that's no good."
Putin wins landslide victory with 120% of the vote
Putin is attributing the victory to his policies, his popularity, and the surprise death of all his opponents
Man unwinds from long day staring at screen with a few hours of slightly different screen
"Sometimes I like to mix it up by looking at an even smaller screen while watching something on the bigger screen."
Anti-corporate hippy completes image with $70,000 Kombi campervan
"It'll go perfectly with my new $500 ripped jeans."
Mardi Gras ends at 7pm as married couples decide to call it a night
"Well it's been lovely, but we've got an early start tomorrow."