Cam Smith's Posts
August 15, 2017
Kendall Jenner beaten to death after offering Nazis a Pepsi
August 14, 2017
Barnaby Joyce dusts off old copy of “The Castle” in preparation for high court bid
"Wait till I unload my 'It's not a house, it's a home' defence on them, judges won't know what hit em!"
August 12, 2017
ABC asks staff not to share opinions online about fucking ridiculous plebiscite
"There are two sides to this issue," read the memo "and one of them is threatening to cut our funding."
August 9, 2017
Trump sends “deepest condolences” to President of Guam
"Boy I wouldn't want to be that guy right now."
August 7, 2017
Turnbull calls national plebiscite to decide whether to get out of bed today
"It's the only way to decide such a crucial and vitally important matter"
August 6, 2017
Liberals set to vote on poll to vote on plan to vote on gay marriage
"This debate on whether to hold a party room ballot on whether to hold a plebiscite on whether to have a parliamentary vote is the only way to decide this issue clearly and decisively." said PM Malcolm Turnbull
July 27, 2017
“Trans soldiers are a drain on taxpayers” tweets public servant sitting in gold draped office
"That $3 million a year for trans healthcare is just downright unaffordable" says the man who's spent $30 million of taxpayers money on golf trips this year
July 18, 2017
Pauline Hanson resigns from Parliament after discovering she’s a Chinese-Iranian dual citizen
"It was an honest mistake"
July 17, 2017
Game of Thrones writers now regretting next episode’s Beyonce dance number
Meanwhile George R R Martin has confirmed Ed Sheeran is cannon
July 17, 2017
Local man undertakes marathon to raise awareness of Game of Thrones
He is also raising money in aid of purchasing a desperately needed Foxtel subscription
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