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Tom, Katie unwrap 391st wedding e-meter
They'll go well with the 17,042 free informational DVDs about Scientology
Thorpe makes plans for Beijing Olympics: buys new couch
Ian Thorpe announced today that he would be retiring from competitive swimming. The news was greeted with immense disappointment in
Lazy environmentalist stages drive against global warming
His "honk if you hate fossil fuels" bumper sticker is changing the world
Orkopoulos pleads, “respect my 30 presumptions of innocence”
"I do not want to be subjected to trial by media, in fact I'm quite keen to avoid a trial of any sort."
Manager orders Bindi Irwin to deny exploitation claims
Bindi has made a series of carefully stage-managed media appearances to refute claims she is being manipulated
Madonna’s African child shocked by Hollywood: “more starvation than at home”
The joke is that Hollywood stars are thin
Precocious 2nd grader writes memoir of holidays
"Those days come back to me as one," the young dilettante wrote. "One endless day, suffused with laughter and golden light."
Hair gel banned on planes: Il Divo cancels world tour
Pop-opera supergroup Il Divo has been forced to cancel its world tour after the foiled terrorist plot in Britain led
Bogan unaware his ugg boots are fashionable
"These chicks keep coming up to me and say ‘where'd ya get the boots? They're so cool!" said Franklin. "You'd think they'd never been to Lowes."
Earring ruins Doctor’s credibility
"I'd be worried about his ability to make sound judgements with a look so clearly inspired by 90s boybands."